Frog princess

A young man finds a frog by the road and the frog speaks up and says: "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess!"

He bends over, picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket. The frog speaks up again and says: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I'll stay with you for a whole week!"

The boy takes the frog out, smiles at it and puts it back in the pocket. The frog cries out: " If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I'll not only stay with you for a week but will also do ANYTHING for you!"

Again, the chap takes out the frog, smiles at it and puts it back. Finally the frog shouts: "What is the matter with you? I've told you, that I'm a beautiful princess, will stay with you for a whole week and do anything you want. Why don't you kiss me ?"

Says the young man: "Look, I'm a software engineer, I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."